{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-12 10:23:39 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1138318","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nerthos Nyaa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3360\" class=\"url\" title=\"Davey N Tartt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pawnheartwithavengeance<\/span><\/a><\/span> I dreamed that I was diagnosed with a sexually transmitted disease that turns the people you have sex with into ponies. My girlfriend pressured me into having unprotected sex with her and turned into Fluttershy afterwards as a result.\n\nI dread to think what this says about the state of my subconcious."}