{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"howboutirustleyourjimmies (jimmyrustler)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-12 15:46:16 UTC","author_name":"howboutirustleyourjimmies (jimmyrustler)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jimmyrustler","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1139250","html":"I often see myself as being somewhat of a redneck, Yet im not Red by any standards and my neck sure isnt there (when i slouch)...but then again i also am supposed to be hispanic. Huh.....eh whatever i cant trace my family tree to save my Celestiadamned life (<see what i did there? No? F*squee* you then)!"}