{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"howboutirustleyourjimmies (jimmyrustler)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-12 16:55:24 UTC","author_name":"howboutirustleyourjimmies (jimmyrustler)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jimmyrustler","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1139606","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10601\" class=\"url\" title=\"Awesome Dash\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">jdacherriesy<\/span><\/a><\/span> hey...REality hurts. and im just the kinda of guy you should be around. I can keep you safe as im a kind of shield that takes the real world and has a ball with it. I can spare you the hurt."}