{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"howboutirustleyourjimmies (jimmyrustler)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-12 19:06:42 UTC","author_name":"howboutirustleyourjimmies (jimmyrustler)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jimmyrustler","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1140205","html":"<a href=\"http:\/\/news.cnet.com\/\" title=\"http:\/\/news.cnet.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow external\">news.cnet.com\/<\/a>... via @CNET What the f*SQUEE*?? no no no.....NO DAMNIT WHY GEORGE ORWELL WHY!!!!"}