{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Robert (joker)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-12 18:50:01 UTC","author_name":"Robert (joker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/joker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1144521","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Colfax\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> the first time i cutmyself while shaving it was cuz i was cleaning the blades ... with my finger"}