{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 22-May-11 21:01:55 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/116449","html":"Okay, guys!  I need some help with my American slang.  If I was a kid in a schoolyard threatening to beat someone up, would I say that I was going to "pail" them?  Is there a cooler equivalent?"}