{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"... (tenebarius)'s status on Thursday, 05-Apr-12 12:27:42 UTC","author_name":"... (tenebarius)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tenebarius","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1165985","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11245\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ashley Pullen\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatguyfromkfc<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's because almost everyone who lives in the USA is either A- At school, B- At work, or C- Asleep. I am none of the above...because my Body woke me up at 7:30 am for no reason."}