{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dylan Cantrell (polocatfan)'s status on Thursday, 05-Apr-12 16:46:27 UTC","author_name":"Dylan Cantrell (polocatfan)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/polocatfan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1166873","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Officer Wiggy Bingo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> they wouldn't however as that would be sexual harassment in the workplace. boom problem solved."}