{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thunder Dash (thunderdash)'s status on Thursday, 05-Apr-12 19:52:04 UTC","author_name":"Thunder Dash (thunderdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thunderdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1167540","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1181\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brycen\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hoit21<\/span><\/a><\/span> Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T. BLINK. Good luck."}