{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clarity's status on Saturday, 07-Apr-12 05:00:23 UTC","author_name":"clarity","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1174165","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hmm.. Nope, I can't relate. I run across my room as soon as I wake up, because that's where my alarm clock is and it makes one of the most annoying sounds in the world."}