{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Tyler Tyler & Tyler (sancho)'s status on Monday, 09-Apr-12 14:06:52 UTC","author_name":"Tyler Tyler & Tyler (sancho)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sancho","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1184726","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10757\" class=\"url\" title=\"Graham Ganahl\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">2ndmanliestbrony<\/span><\/a><\/span> but the citrus fruits are so retro. i mean, if you take the shoe size up 500 bernards and realign the tech to the tech then you could probably make the jump, but unless you're using level 5 you'll break the pinkie promise. the only other solution is to double jump twice and get into the secret gameshow or you'll have to avoid the frown bats."}