{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt Guy (anubins)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Apr-12 00:02:10 UTC","author_name":"Matt Guy (anubins)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/anubins","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1186871","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Officer Wiggy Bingo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> NO SIR ABSOLUTELY NOT SIR BUT I'D RATHER SIMPLY WAIT IT OUT AND CALL A FULL ASSAULT WHILE WE'RE READY THAN GO NOW AND FACE (ALMOST) CERTAIN DEATH"}