{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Apr-12 02:37:58 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1187972","html":"Wait, what, why does it suddenly get much better written as it gets gory? D: #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/spiderses\" rel=\"tag\">spiderses<\/a><\/span>"}