{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Beatrix \"Trixie\" Lulamoon (theglorioustrixie)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-12 15:17:44 UTC","author_name":"Beatrix \"Trixie\" Lulamoon (theglorioustrixie)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theglorioustrixie","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1197101","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6850\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mint Breeze\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">minti<\/span><\/a><\/span> I AM SORRY I COULD NOT DISCERN IF YOU WERE TALKING TO ME. MY PATTERN RECOGNITION SOFTWARE IDENTIFIED YOU AS A BUTT, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOUR FACE CLOSELY RESEMBLES"}