{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Thursday, 12-Apr-12 02:50:16 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1200366","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> Best thing, I'll be able to talk my way out of all consequences. 8 charisma, +1 char duster, and eulogy's hat +1 char. And also 1000 karma and ~140 fingers in the inventory, so I'll be able to clean up the place and still walk out as Jesus."}