{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Thursday, 12-Apr-12 08:17:07 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1201644","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7836\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jordan Meinzer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">jojoax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Aside from Washington and Anchorage, I can't see how hitting any of those other targets would achieve anything beyond having the US nuke your country into glass."}