{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derp (jojoax)'s status on Thursday, 12-Apr-12 08:22:12 UTC","author_name":"derp (jojoax)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jojoax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1201648","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> well, all those places are pretty important, like Guam has an air force base there, um Hawaii has a pretty big economical footprint, um bleh too lazy to research what else the other places are. it could just be to strike fear into our hearts or something like that"}