{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Techdisk (techdisk)'s status on Friday, 13-Apr-12 18:02:09 UTC","author_name":"Techdisk (techdisk)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/techdisk","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1208803","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7899\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex Lopez\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bronyalex<\/span><\/a><\/span> Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don\u2019t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don\u2019t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life\u2019s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I\u2019m the man who\u2019s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I\u2019m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"}