{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 13-Apr-12 21:28:36 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1209582","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7885\" class=\"url\" title=\"Seth Edwards\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">noirbatch<\/span><\/a><\/span> Lol. An idiot with an airsoft? I could singlehand that issue in ten minutes. A wooden shield is enough to stop those bullets, and an iron bad enough to stop his life."}