{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Saturday, 14-Apr-12 05:15:17 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1211454","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10039\" class=\"url\" title=\"Claire Winter\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">clarity<\/span><\/a><\/span> THE CHEESE IS A SECRET ASSASIN FROM CHINESE RED REGIME and also, the whole not opening the fridge after x hour makes sense, at least in dominican republic, where they have scheduled power shortages. But I guess not where you live. Why don't you give $5 to somebody to throw that cheese and clean the fridge?"}