{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thunder Bolt (thunderboltpony)'s status on Saturday, 14-Apr-12 15:06:41 UTC","author_name":"Thunder Bolt (thunderboltpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thunderboltpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1213094","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11855\" class=\"url\" title=\"The white void\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hakupony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because.  It just does.  Imagine if Rainbow Dash was real, or if the other ponies that say she is a lesbian were her??  Imagine how much that would hurt??"}