{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 15-Apr-12 07:42:47 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1218193","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7896\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jacob Anderson\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">axelgunn<\/span><\/a><\/span> Eeyup, that almost happened to me. Just back-plapping into the water was bad enough. XD I thought the board would kinda go under then fly forward and out from under me, but it just shot forward. I decided I probably shouldn't do things that drive me to announce, &quot;I'm Johnny Knoxville!&quot; beforehand."}