{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clarity's status on Sunday, 15-Apr-12 22:23:26 UTC","author_name":"clarity","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1221184","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12140\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rainbow Dash\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">soarinwonderbolt<\/span><\/a><\/span> HEY! You're new! I'm Captain Obvious. Nice to meet you."}