{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-12 15:31:45 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1224392","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6872\" class=\"url\" title=\"Name that starts with T\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zimzap<\/span><\/a><\/span> I think the entire reason is because it will tend to rustle many jimmies."}