{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Monday, 16-Apr-12 17:19:49 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1224786","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1786\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">lilytheamazingfaintingpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, seriously, you have more chance of being hit by a meteor than someone actually seeing you in a newspaper in something that would be buried in a back page anyway at an event with more people attending than the populations of certain small towns."}