{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-12 18:19:11 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1224978","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9619\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mike Morelli\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">techdisk42<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's not a drinking game, that's conspiracy to mass murder."}