{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-12 23:04:13 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1226804","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10039\" class=\"url\" title=\"Claire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">clarity<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh, so you're not actually complaining to a time travel company. Because I remember one years ago where the schtick was that you'd deposit just one dollar and due to compound interest *eventually* you'd save enough to pay for someone to travel back in time and pick you up. I'm still waiting. (Just kidding, I didn't really do it (probably should have, though))"}