{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Doctor Science, PHD (praxis)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Apr-12 02:27:47 UTC","author_name":"Doctor Science, PHD (praxis)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/praxis","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1228262","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11114\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wafers<\/span><\/a><\/span> i was aware that i was sleep paralyzed so i snapped out of it just before and i as like &quot;woa-WHY THE HELL AM I LYING ON MY LAPTOP?!?&quot;"}