{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Apr-12 03:18:42 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1228541","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7896\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jacob Anderson\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">axelgunn<\/span><\/a><\/span> It originally happened because I'm chewing a pen and I called myself a masochist, but pronounced it wrong due to the oral obstruction. And then I lol'd. :p"}