{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Apr-12 18:04:53 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1230878","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7087\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alan J. Zeni, Jr.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">psykozohedron<\/span><\/a><\/span> The glass is about \u00a3150 here. I know this from watching a friend of mine not zip his laptop bag all the way up before standing up.  Crash."}