{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Alan J. Zeni, Jr. (psykozohedron)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Apr-12 23:00:29 UTC","author_name":"Alan J. Zeni, Jr. (psykozohedron)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/psykozohedron","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1232418","html":"But they won't _listen_. I don't have a boot big enough even if I could reach through the monitor and shake people awake! It's so _frustrating_!"}