{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Everypony's Mama (draggle)'s status on Wednesday, 25-May-11 06:28:20 UTC","author_name":"Everypony's Mama (draggle)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/draggle","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/123259","html":"A score ago, the revolution was won in our favor.  Now we are engaged in a great civil war.  (I'm the Union, right?  I win this, too, right?)  @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/77\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">magicrussia<\/span><\/a><\/span> I slapped my sister in public tonight.  People are telling me she deserved it, but damn if she doesn't do a good job making me look retarded."}