{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Louis A. Soriano (monsterchugger)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 05:03:00 UTC","author_name":"Louis A. Soriano (monsterchugger)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/monsterchugger","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1234849","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12313\" class=\"url\" title=\"Craig L\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bitt<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11594\" class=\"url\" title=\"Elmike Gutierrez\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">neon1ights<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dude, that sounds great, and when i eat it ill sure to have a witness, and when i go to the hospital the doctor would be like, &quot;So your telling me he just exploded?&quot;"}