{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"theironpony's status on Wednesday, 25-May-11 07:40:52 UTC","author_name":"theironpony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theironpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/123531","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/427\" class=\"url\" title=\"Princess Luna\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">moonprincess<\/span><\/a><\/span> Sliced bread? Yes, but only by a few tenths of a percent. It ties with Nutella. And Ponies? No. Never. Nothing beats Ponies. Coincidentally, Ponies are also how you win Rock Paper Scissors."}