{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 20:03:37 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1237773","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11114\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wafers<\/span><\/a><\/span> xD i gress Light wrote &quot;EvilDerpyShy Loses phone on eye, and dies 67 years later&quot;, or something... I DON'T WANNA BE EVIL ANYMORE! D: *punches baby* :3"}