{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 20:20:48 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1237831","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2399\" class=\"url\" title=\"John\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">darcyblue<\/span><\/a><\/span> Try catching a 10,000 volt transformer bare-handed while it's still plugged in..."}