{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 20:24:26 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1237849","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10428\" class=\"url\" title=\"Bit Shift\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bitshift<\/span><\/a><\/span> hmm... I'm pretty sure that if you write &quot;Bob. Dies of puking, at the age of 40&quot;, and he is &quot;supposed&quot; to live only till he becomes 30, he'd just die of a hearth attack within a few seconds. If bob were supposed to live until he was 68, on the other hand, it would work ... Almost forgot: #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/scientist\" rel=\"tag\">scientist<\/a><\/span>"}