{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clarity's status on Thursday, 19-Apr-12 05:31:36 UTC","author_name":"clarity","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1240496","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> But I could keep a potbellied pig in the house. Or a ferret. Or a monkey. Actually, I'm pretty sure the monkey is illegal. But other than that."}