{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 19-Apr-12 17:20:10 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1242230","html":"So I had a dream that I was back with an ex-gf and we were sharing an apartment with a friend of mine's mom. At some point, I was video chatting with @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> and he had a full beard which was pale blonde except for the moustache and sideburns (which were black) (and he also looked a lot like Brian Posehn). Then I went to take a shower, but the bathroom was in the microwave, and the friend's mom was on the phone talking about her mom, but she was totally describing my great-grandma. And before I could take a shower (in the microwave, remember?) I ended up making nachos instead. What does it all mean!? D:"}