{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Brony Sketch (goonch)'s status on Thursday, 19-Apr-12 23:34:00 UTC","author_name":"Brony Sketch (goonch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/goonch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1244316","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8634\" class=\"url\" title=\"christian schneider\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">cajunbrony23<\/span><\/a><\/span> if my parents won't let me have the crow bar why would they let me have a tazer &gt;.&gt;"}