{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Friday, 20-Apr-12 00:30:06 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1244598","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7899\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex Lopez\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bronyalex<\/span><\/a><\/span> I ran it through a calculator to confirm what I did in my head, so I'm _pretty_ sure at this point that -871 is the right number. :P"}