{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"TwiSpark Dashity (twispark)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-12 00:58:15 UTC","author_name":"TwiSpark Dashity (twispark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/twispark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1254308","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11432\" class=\"url\" title=\"Aaron Faso\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">alptraummond<\/span><\/a><\/span> You know what's worse? The wooden toaster is dead! Noone could survive that much mindgasm!"}