{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-12 21:56:57 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1260351","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6850\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mint Breeze\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">minti<\/span><\/a><\/span> You cannot beat me at posting updates in a timely fashion. I am simply the best there is. (Well, except @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rainbowdash Network's Creepy Child\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derps<\/span><\/a><\/span>, but he's taking a sabbatical from RDN.)"}