{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-12 00:54:53 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1261585","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9286\" class=\"url\" title=\"Doctor Science, PHD\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">praxis<\/span><\/a><\/span> *stands up* no, the psychic powers of molecular atoms, binding in the wine, has made the air-conditioner 20% less active, thus making my head spin 13 degrees, and making the eye sockets hit puberty, and start peeing trough their armpits. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/blamepuberty\" rel=\"tag\">blamepuberty<\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/scientist\" rel=\"tag\">scientist<\/a><\/span> I mean... *sobs more*"}