{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-12 13:21:22 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1264342","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11947\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matthew Holzberger\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">agubi<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's a bottle opener, too? Then I upgrade my answer from &quot;so much yes&quot; to &quot;FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA YES&quot;."}