{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 21:49:36 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1277608","html":"I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him \u00a350 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.  He said, "No thanks.  The steaks are too high.""}