{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)'s status on Friday, 27-Apr-12 12:54:20 UTC","author_name":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pawnheart","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1287215","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10686\" class=\"url\" title=\"Flare Dancer (Jenna)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flaredancer<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah... it just ain't all that likely, is all I was saying in a very roundabout way! I nearly get hit by a car once a week, on average... it is statistically the most likely way I will die. But beyond scolding myself\/the other driver for half a minute after the event... other than that, I don't worry about it that much! ...huh... Please forgive me, that was about the worst analogy in the history of typing!"}