{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 27-Apr-12 12:55:07 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1287216","html":""Anyway HEADS UP: by subtly altering traffic patterns today AND throughout your entire life both by taking cars, buses, bikes and skateboards and those times you DIDN\u2019T take cars, buses, bikes or skateboards, you\u2019ve caused several people to be killed in car accidents and\/or NOT be killed in car accidents who would\u2019ve otherwise survived\/died.  IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT.\n\nTHINK ABOUT IT \n\nYOU MONSTER""}