{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Sunday, 29-Apr-12 01:32:26 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1295998","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Thomas H\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nlghtmaremoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;Cockles and winkles&quot; is even better, and is technically a perfectly innocent phrase (it's two types of edible shellfish). It just _sounds_ rather dirty. :)"}