{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derp (jojoax)'s status on Sunday, 29-Apr-12 15:13:57 UTC","author_name":"derp (jojoax)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jojoax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1299315","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11590\" class=\"url\" title=\"Madyson Bickel\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">madykatt<\/span><\/a><\/span> unless you hit bodyarmor. but even then, with the right gun and ammo body armor fails."}